{*a parody of 2Pac's song "California Love"*}



Halitosis

Hurts everybody

Your halitosis

Is ungodly

It's amazing how bad you smell

It's amazing I'm still alive

It's amazing what you smell like

No you're not very well liked

Now I know what Hell's like



Now let me introduce the brother with the wild wild breath

His face is untouchable like grandmother's breasts

The smell hits your nose hard, then you hit the floor

You're out cold for a week and for a month you'll be sore

He's only got three teeth and they all are rotten

A state of emergency is what he's gotten

Forgotten how to brush his last three teeth

Lean green infected dental roots underneath

A few years ago he moved to the town where I am

And then all our pets started dyin'

I couldn't believe the smell that came from his jaw

Bloody mess, lookin' like he chewed on a chainsaw

The smell reaches clear from Alaska to New York

He's gotta grind his food and then eat it off a spork

Uh, pull his finger, it smells the same way

Strong enough to sink Californ-i-a



Halitosis

Hurts everybody 

Your halitosis

Is ungodly

It's amazing your jaw is attached

It's amazing your house still stands

It's amazing how bad it's gotten

Your mouth is rotten, it keeps on rottin'

Brush, brush 'em baby

Brush brush your teeth

For the love of God

Go brush your teeth



Now what comes out of homie's mouth has really got me cryin'

Soon as he comes in the room you see some people dyin'

He's got that musty, lover-losin', hygiene resistant

Breath that smells like a dead cow

He really doesn't give a damn of what the people think though

Yesterday he got a government fine ([Spice]yeah, I know)

He never ate a certs or even chewed on bubble-gum

Flosses after meals but the string cuts through his gums

Been on TV programs world wide

From the Oprah Winfrey show to Live at Five

I think his breath is gettin' worse now, it's opaque

To get through it you may have to use a snow plow

He's a disgrace, so give me that bomb from the base

I'm gonna blow that ugly smile off his face

I think I need back up, 'cause the smell is comin' back up

I grab a suitcase and I pack up, get me out!



Halitosis 

Hurts everybody

Halitosis

Is ungodly

It's amazing that you can breathe

It's amazing your tongue still works

It's amazing what color your breath is

He thinks it's precious

But look how my flesh is

Brush, brush 'em baby

Brush brush your teeth

For the love of God

Go brush your teeth