Pain supreme, keep the open cut clean

But only where there's hair otherwise it doesn't count

But even if there's not an open cut anywhere

Put a band-aid on, pull it slow and shout

Eyebrows seem to be one of the best

Or if you got a hairy chest slap one on there too

Then peel it off, nice and slow

It's a whole new experience every time you do

It's a rush of pain, all through your head

You shout and scream like you know karate

This is a song for people who enjoy

Rippin' band-aids off hairy parts of your body



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So join the Hair Club

Rip it off

C'mon join the Hair Club

Rip it off



When you're alone in your house and there's nothing to do

The medicine cabinet holds all the fun

Call up your friends grab a stack of band-aids

You'll thank me for this when the fun's begun

When you first start doing this

Hair on your arms and legs will do just fine

But when you feel that it's time to move on

A beard and a moustache will blow your mind

This is an experience you'll never forget

It soon will set your mind at ease

And if you feel like becoming an artist

Nasal hairs are a masterpiece

Give it a try you got nothing to lose

Even if you're embarrassed don't be scared to blush

Tear it on off, slow or fast

Underarm hair is a hell of a rush



[chorus]



Give it some time and I'm sure you'll meet

People who enjoy ripping band-aids off

They're very laid back worked out frustration

They're always clean shaven and their skin is soft

Other people think that they're all masochists

But it's no different then using Epilady

I beg to differ from the popular opinion

I'm sane, it's the rest of the world who's crazy

Band-aids here shove a band-aid there

Shove a band-aid anywhere it'll fit

And the final step, for experts only

Pubic hair is the ultimate



[chorus]