If a tree falls down and nobody is around

Then does it really make a sound

But if the mafia kills someone and doesn't get caught

Is the person really dead?  I thought so

If the moon's made of cheese and there's a man in the moon

Is the man in the moon made of cheese

If me, myself, and I, are all the same guy

Then who are you?

All I do is get chickens, usin' all my blood for a milkshake

Make a chocolate pizza save it up for an earthquake

This is all my life in my head, knock on wood

Papa Smurf is gonna blow up Mr. Roger's Neighborhood

Allow me to reiterate, or literary idiot

Reality went bye-bye, pretty colors always get with it

Caboose got detached, parachute didn't open

You're dead, do you know what I mean?  He's so stupid



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Death Flowers in my lawn

Growin' out the back of my brain

Reality for me is all gone

The Death Flower made me totally insane



My big banjo keeps the break dancers all square

Over hill over dale, Chip and Dale are over there

What's the point, where's the beef, are you really that round?

Let's put a hose in the ground, watch the gophers all drown

Oh Captain, my Captain, the ship's gonna blow, Jim

Desperate for a rocket, notify my next of kin

How exactly do you go about kicking a balistic

Try Unlucky Charms, they're magically sadisticâ„¢



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Who's the Big Mack?  Is it that clown with a white face?

Let me get a cubicle for Basket Case

Got a bimbo from limbo eatin' chicken real fast

If your car starts to fart don't give it no more gas

I got a...



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