Well Tally ho! Yippy ki-yi-ya! Narf! Zort!

Let's burn the ship and throw the kids overboard 

I'm bored (I'm bored) I need something to do 

How 'bout we go free all the animals in the zoo 

[huh huh that would be cool] 

Or we could just sit here and drool 

I'm a fool, I dropped out of school at age three 

Then I chased my little brother up a tree, 

Ya see I'm a twisted guy, fly six miles high 

Live in a pig sty, refuse to comply 

With the safe, plain, cautious way to do things 

I found my puppet master and I cut all his strings 

And then I wrapped them tight around his throat 

Blew a hole in the castle, threw his ass in the moat 

Now I'm free [free!] free to reak havoc 

Run around foamin' at the mouth like I'm rabid 

Bitin' everybody I'm near in the rear 

Do you see where I'm comin' from? Somewhere over here 

I'm out to have fun, this is how it's done 

[dum-ditty-ditty-dum, big, big fun]



Normal is boring, same is mundane 

You can't really have fun until you lose your brain 

So rip it out through your nose or cut open your head 

And you'll be kinda like me [brain dead] 

Keep people confused make everybody guess 

Forget V.E.G I'm down wit' P.M.S 

I go to bed, go insane, then I go into debt 

I do the Thorazine Shuffleâ„¢ every chance that I get 

That's just a start, just a part of the madness 

Can't get a girl I make love to my mattress 

That's just it, Dementia Divine 

I wanna  go to Minnesota to see the biggest ball of twine 

[His brain is cooked] my brain is fried 

My I.Q. will raise 30 points when I die 

Enough about me I wanna go have fun 

Let's stare for hours into the sun 

Then we can pick fleas off of each other 

Walk through the drive-thru, mumble and stutter 

Bet our life savings on a horse on a hunch 

Then go out to the graveyard and dig up some lunch.  



I roll around in my own feces for a while 

If someone walks by I just sit there and smile 

I put on underwear where it doesn't belong 

And have a marathon of all the "Whoomp! There It Is!" songs 

That'll keep me busy for a couple of days 

I'll take a month off from work and make fish filets 

I'll give my dog a shower in Niagara Falls 

And put him in the microwave to dry him off 

Oops, that didn't quite rhyme, but who cares 

Here we go, lions and tigers and bears 

Oh my, wonder why? I'm a putz you see 

I got None of the Above goin' nuts with me 

[deaf , dumb and brain dead- brain dead] 

Sit BooBoo, sit, roll over and play dead 

Let's all go p lay in traffic a while 

Spin around and around till we cough up bile 

My body odor floats from coast to coast 

'Cause I only take a shower once a month at the most 

My underwear's full o' holes, crusty, fermented 

Sudden Death, Devo Spice, Brain Dead, Demented