I don't wanna shoot the pier
 I don't wanna take the doggie out for a walk
 I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
 I don't wanna do a bong load and go and wrench on the car
 I don't wanna go and hose the dogshit down
 Cause i aint even gonna get out of bed
 Keep on skankin' ronnie skank the night away
 But the time has come for us all to pay
 I don't wanna watch no porno
 I don't wanna play guitar
 I don't wanna spank the monkey
 I don't wanna go down to the corner bar
 Aint even got to listen to all the stupid shit you got to say
 I don't wanna do a god damn thing
 I aint gonna make my bed today
 I don't wanna eat burritos or read about o.j.
 Aint gonna get a head rush cause i aint gettin out of bed today