The parrot was a banger, but went completely nuts
He scratched his butt and picked his nose
My girl named him a bastard, named him a prick, which showed
I didn’t even need the slut
Later on, I missed her so
The parrot had to go

Deathwatch beetle party, when our barque is doomed to drown
Planks are creaking madly, and our wood begins to grouse
Deathwatch beetle party, dancing in my ears and hair
The animal center lady said, the critter is easy care

[Mr. Hurley]
Und dann folgte der Hamster, ein zuckersüßer fratz
Und trinken konnt der auch für zwei
Er schob sich ständig sahne und butter in den wanst
Und war ständig vom rauchen breit
Fortuna strafte dieses laster
Er starb zu früh an asthsma
An asthma 

Deathwatch beetle party, when our barque is doomed to drown
Planks are creaking madly, and our wood begins to grouse
Deathwatch beetle party, dancing in my ears and hair
The animal center lady said, the critter is easy care

Deathwatch beetle stole my heart
Love his clicking sound
This beetle rips my soul apart
He wants my ship to drown
But I love him anyway
Now and anytime
Oh, I hear a bubbling sound
He wants my ship to drown

Deathwatch beetle party, when our barque is doomed to drown
Planks are creaking madly, and our wood begins to grouse
Deathwatch beetle party, dancing in my ears and hair
The animal center lady said, the critter is easy care