There goes Mr. Penny Pincher

Trying to make ends meet

Some kind of super human

Calculator



Providing for his family family

Is not an easy feat

Even though a conscientious

Money saver



He stays working overtime

Burning the midnight oil

Cutting every corner

In his never ending toil



There goes Mr. Penny Pincher

Running for the bus

The car is too expensive

To be driving



He reads the morning paper

But he leaves it in disgust

Because the cost of living

Keeps on rising



His dream of long vacations

And lazy carefree days

Grows even more impossible

With every bill he pays



Mr. Penny Pincher

You're on a downhill grade

'Cause living for the dollar

Is an account that's never paid



Mr. Penny Pincher

You're on a downhill grade

'Cause living for the dollar

Is an account that's never paid