NRA Christmas

Verse(1)

C               F       C
We're the motherf'in NRA
G                F            C
were gonna blow up santas sleigh
C         F          C
no more f***ing around
G                F              C
that fat anti semite is going down

ill get medeval on you *
and even rape the misses clause too *
if my house you happen to pass
ill bust a cap all up in your ass


Chorus (1)

F            C        F          C
On cupid on donner on blitzen on comet
F                 C               G
My wall will look great with your heads mounted on it

Verse (2)

Christmas bells how loudly they rang
 as we partook in an elf gang bang
You gave me crappy toys one time
 now im more pissed than a kid from columbine

I'm so sick of his coca-cola smile,
 i'll bitchslap him  likje a step-child
this christmas sure will be fun
 i'll sodomize santa with my gun

chorus (2)
on comet  on cupid on donner and blizten
you better look out because I just shot vixen


Verse 3
Santa will be bound with duck tape
Heston will yell you damned dirty ape
Rush limbaugh will serve me eggnog
While Mrs. clause sucks (hosed/jacks) off our nobs


Chorus final

F            C         F          C
Hes making a list hes checking it twice
F            C         F          C
On december 24th the sob is gonna die

***** (This verse is the edited verse - not the original)*****

In fog rudolph was the guiding light
He'll meet up with my laser sight