You can't include LYRICS? That's messed up. There's plenty 'o' songs on this site with lyrics... -_-

Well fine...

Here's another short one from Stephen Lynch: Bitch... (Gimme my money)
Buy the CD if you want the lyrics.

Chords:
  G D C Em Am
e|3-2-0-0--0-|
B|3-3-1-0--1-|
G|0-2-0-0--2-|
D|0-0-2-2--2-|
A|2-0-3-2--0-|
E|3-0-0-0--0-|

Intro/Main verse:
G - D - C - D
(Had to see...)
(How do I say...)

Bridge:
Em-C-D-D
([How about] Bitch...)
Em-C-G-D
(I want...)

Em-C-D-D
(Hey...)
Am-D
(else...)

End: G - D - C - D - G
(Ass...)