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I wanna show kinda ya something new 
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner 
Here's something cool that'll work for you 
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez 
Some will say that it's a bit extreme 
Close your eyes and spread your legs now 
What I'm about to do will make you scream 
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in 
In her hole so she screams 

Two in the Pink and one in the stink 
That's called the Shocker 
Two in the Pink and one in the stink 
Yeah woah the Shocker 

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it 
In the city or in the town 
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker 
He walks around with a pinky that's brown 
When ya do too much butter sugar 
And your hard meat stick won't stand 
Add your middle finger to/two abreast the middle 
And spread the shocker all across the land 

It's time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls 
You will learn this at school 
So pay attention here 
Two in the Pink and one in the stink 
That's called the Shocker 
Two in the Pink and one in the stink 
Yeah call the Shocker 
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car 
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar 
Two in the Pink and one in the stink 
That's called the Shocker 
YEAH! 

[Solo] 

Two in the Pink and one in the stink 
That's called the Shocker 
Two in the Pink and one in the stink 
Yeah hail the Shocker 
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car 
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar 
Two in the Pink and one in the stink 
That's called the Shocker 
Here it comes! 

[Solo] 

Shock Shock Shocker 
Shock Shock Shocker 
Shock Shock Shocker 
Shock Shock Shocker 
Come on and Shocker 
Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power 
In your vagina and your butthole too