I did 17 girls in a row last night
I can't get 'em out of my head.
I hit the team tomato on a dollar bill
I'm cleaning six girls off my face 
Yes I did

The very next day I told the guys
But they said that's all lies
Gotta admit I was a little beat
Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

I did 17. 17 girls in a row! 
Dirty hoes! 

I rocked 17 girls in a grocery store and never lost my erection! 
No! 
They had the saying aisle 3
and my love in sec-sex-section.
Stinking! 

When I told the boys in the band they said
'Michael Starr, you're outta your crazy head! '
I don't lie about the girls I screw
So jealous 'cause you know it's true

Yes I, Yes I did! 
Woah! 
17 girls in a row! 17 girls
I had my face in every hole
17 girls in a row! 
When I was done they were begging for more! 

(Guitar Solo - Satchel)

I had 17 girls in a catholic church in the middle of the effing day
Climb in baby! 
I whipped out my junk and they got on their knees
like they were all gettin' ready to pray, yeah! 

Wham to the Bam to the Thank You, Mam! 
Then I praised the lord as I 
Tell me where I'm gonna go when 

I did 17. 17 girls... in a row! 
Woo, sweet and juicy, juicy! Yeah! 
17 girls in a row! 

On that camel toe
I rocked 17 girls in a row! Yeah!