Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you 
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face 
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothin' 
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin' 
Slap you on the back and say please - please

Tryin' to make some sense of it all 
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor 
Well, I don't think that I can take any more
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

And you started off with nothin' 
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin' 
Slap you on the back and say please - please

And I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you, stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you