(Difford/Tilbrook) 



I've been totally re-strung  

I'm in tune and I'm in love  

I'm a piano that's made out of fruit  

I'm the frog she chose to kiss  

Perhaps not a handsome prince  

There is nothing I feel I've got to prove  

If I fall in love again it could be the last time  

If I fall in love again will I repeat  

The mistakes that I made  

And then make them again like a creep  

This could be the last time  

This could be the last time for me  



If it's happiness you crave  

Won't you look at me today  

I'm smiling like the cat with all the cream  

There's a swagger in my walk  

A grade “A” in my report  

I'm the salmon who made it back up stream  



I'm a slightly chipped antique  

In a market going cheap  

That someday will be worth a thousand pounds  

I've shed the walls of my cocoon  

Normal service has resumed  

There's no need to paint  

A face on this clown