(Difford/Tilbrook)  

WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.  

  



Well you'd better not tell I've had a good night 

Me and this bird she's a bit of alright 

Dancing to the sounds as the arches get searched 

She is the business for a bit of old skirt 

It's so dirty when it's in the right mood 

Give it some brandy and some chinese food 

Take her for a spin with your stereo jack 

Tell her she's the best girl you've ever had 

Give it some gold to put round its neck 

Bet here old man puts you on the deck 

But its so dirty with me - it so dirty with me 

Its so dirty with me - its so dirty with me 



Well you'd better watch out here comes a tornado 

You'll end up looking like a mashed potato 

If her old man gets word of what's going on here 

You'll end up at the bottom of someone's next beer 



Well I've got a bud ain't frightened by shooters 

So lets have a drink for a couple of troopers 

No her old man won't know I've been giving it some 

Unless you tell him the news but we know that ain't done