(Difford/Tilbrook)  



I have no reason to lie to her   

I've been a pig  

I'm a coward out of character   

Here's what I did  

I stole money from out of her purse   

Then I got drunk  

And just to make matters worse   

I then fell in love  

Is it too late to unload that gun  

Is it too late to change her mind  

Is it too late to kick me in the teeth  

Is it too late, knock them down my throat  

Hope I choke on them forever this time  

Is it too late, is it too late, is it too late  



Now my cards are all on the table   

My fish is cooked  

Now someone else has rocked my cradle   

Funeral's been booked  

I feel so rotten to have done this   

But now it's been done  

And drink was my only accomplice   

And we fell in love  



I have no reason to lie again   

Once is enough  

I played my best hand and lost the game   

Losing is tough  

I barked and wagged my tail in the air   

I got off the lead  

I had all the fun of the fair   

That I'll ever need