(Difford/Tilbrook)  

WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.   



Like trying to knock down pins with marbles in my hand 

She wouldn't take a hi from me the average man 

Funny what money can do to people  

But she had a light that had sparked up her evil 

Trying to chat up women who rate themselves so high 

Shouldn't be my subject but I felt like I should try 

Funny what drink can do for soldiers 

Well she must into men a little bit older 



Funny how it goes -- how money steals the show 

And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me 

Hung over in my tree? 

I saw the sun shine bright in front of...... 



Trying to get her dancing was not an easy job 

She made out like Houdini when I said do you bop 

Funny what rhythm does it kills me  

Like champagne women only seem to spill me 

Trying to get the picture, I settled down to a drink 

When up came Cinderella, so what was I to think 

Funny how these shoes fit a dragon  

Well she's like the sharks that you get in Manhattan 



Funny how it goes -- how money steals the show 

And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me 

Hung over in my tree? 

I saw the sun shine bright in front of.....