(Difford/Tilbrook)   

  

I knew that I had drunk too much   

I had passed my drink degree   

I climbed into my rented car   

I was happy as could be   

Then I pulled out of the driveway   

And the lights began to blur   

Within a mile the car was stopped   

By a police officer - she said   

"Did you see the light was red?   

Did you see the light at all?"   

Then I fell into her open arm   

And that's all that I recall   

I knew that I had danced before   

But it never made the news    

Surprised to find my two left feet   

In John Travolta's shoes   

I hogged the space around a girl   

I found so full of verve   

Then I moved in slowly for the kill   

And watched her body swerve,   

She said "did you know I'm not impressed   

With the way you dance at all"   

Then I fell into her open arms   

And that's all that I recall   



Blacked out and wasted   

I had to be persuaded    

With my view a little jaded   

That I was about to go    

Down like a domino   



I knew that I had said too much   

But tact was not my way   

Tears were on her bottom lip   

She had nothing more to say except  

"Did you know this love we have   

has made me feel so small"   

then I fell into her open arms   

and that's all that I recall