(Difford/Tilbrook)   

  

I know that I'm bonkers   

Stupidity conquers    

Forgive me I know not what I do   

The cunning behaviour   

Takes up every acre   

Of emotional cage in the zoo   

You know how it goes   

The volcano blows   

Eruptions hold the duvet down   

The words on the lips   

The sticking out ribs   

As I try to push my weight around   



I'm sorry please witness   

This act of forgiveness   

It's all I can do for her to see   

That I was the sad case   

A mouse in the rat race   

Won't somebody pass me the cheese   



The size of her breasts    

Like woodpeckers nests   

Would comfort me on winter nights   

The brains in my pants   

Create milli amps   

Of pleasure with seconds of delight   



I'm bonkers believe me   

A Federico Fellini   

I'm swinging on the windmills of my mind   

Where I have been ground down   

I'm still walking down town   

I'm leaving all this madness behind   



Laid back on the couch   

With me the old slouch   

For an Oscar on the silent screen   

There's no time to waste   

As I fill my fat face   

With a  pizza slice and custard cream   



I'm sorry I hurt you   

I'm bonkers believe me