Spongebob, Patrick: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday, 

not your natural, average everyday.

Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coraltree.  

Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?

Spongebob, Patrick: This christmas feels like the very first christmas

to me.

Plankton: People are being more brotherly.

Mr. Krabs: Here's a little present from you to me.

Spongebob, Patrick: Even all the trash on christmas-- it smells so

sweetly. This christmas feels like the very first christmas to me.

Spongebob: La la la la la la la la ( Repeat 4x)

Sqwuidward: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?

Spongebob, Patrick: Step outside, we've go someything 4 U 2 C.

Squidward: Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately.

Spongebob, Patrick: Chestnuts roasted and burnt to the third degree.

Spongebob, Patrick, whole cast (except Squidward): This christmas 

feels like the very first christmas to me. (2x)