Spongebob: doh i didnt have to be a fool to get sandys* 

attention. Am i the biggest loser on the beach!* 

Girl fish: no i am... i forgot to put on sunscreen* 

spongebob: ouch* 

nasal fish: no i am.. i got sand in my buns* 

whale:no im the biggest loser on the beach they buried * 

me in the sand and forgot me* 

losers: what happened to you?* 

spongebob: i lost my best friend* 

losers: how?* 



Spongebob:When I ripped (Rip sound) my pants 

I thought that I had everybody on my side, 

But I went and blew it, all sky high. 

And now she won't even spare a passing glance, 

All just because I(Rip sound) ripped my pants. 

Losers:When big Larry came 'round just to put him down, 

Spongebob turned into a clown. 

And no girl ever wants to dance, 

With a fool who went and(Rip Sound) ripped his pants. 

SpongeBob:I know I shouldn't mope around. 

I shouldn't curse. 

But the pain feels so much worse 

'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun. 

Then a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns. 

(Wierd noises) 

Now I learned a lesson, 

I won't soon forget. 

So listen and you won't regret. 

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, 

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants!(Group rip) 



sandy:spongebob* 

spongebob:sandy* 

sandy: ur song is true if yall want to be my friend* 

all you have to do is be urself.* 

larry: spongebob that was so righteous would u sign my pants?* 

spongebob: absolutely buddy* 

ripped pants*