Hey everybody, it's good to be here tonight at the Krusty Kantina
We've got a real special show for ya'll tonight
Featuring my knew best pal, this guy
He's an idiot
Yay! Yee haw! Wooo!
So, what're we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?
We're gonna sing about friends
What kinda friends, SpongeBuck?
Well, listen up and I'll tell ya
Who's there for you when you are sad and down?
Hey
Idiot friends
Who picks you up and smacks you all around
Idiot friends
Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town
Idiot friends, idiot freinds, idiot friends
Duh duh duh duh do duh do duh do
Idiot friends
Duh de duh duh do duh duh duh
Idiot friends
Deh duh duh do do da doh
Y'know SpongeBuck, all we've been a doin' is singin' about what I've done for you
Well what've you done for me?
Heh heh heh
Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground
Thanks buddy
Curses
Only and idiot friend would do that
Let's bring it home, idiot friend
OK
Who let's you ride on his coffin?
Who slaps you hard and often?
What do you and me have in common?
We're idiot friends
(cheering and applauding from the crowd)
Thank you, thank you very much