He's never been arrested once

In his life 

Never received a letter from the law 

Quite insane 

Never felt the demon riding his back 

He is safe from harm 

Never got hallucinations after 

Being too long on the booze 

Logical thinking 

Turns to Stupidity 

Never had longer relations 

With the female sex 

Never been quite all alone 

Poor little boy 

Never had suicidal thoughts 

Never quite understood 

The true meaning of the word life