I've got copies of everything 
every pressing every color 
even the penis-shaped picture disc 
so i'm not the only dick 
put that down! 
don't get fingerprints on the cover 
every record is my lover 
every rarity i've pursued 
is fondled nightly when i'm nude 
i'm a whore for vinyl 
need more 
still need the limited metal box 
and the LP hole is small enough for my cock 
my possessions, owning these goods 
makes up for my lack of manhood