Zoo time is she and you time
The mammals are your favourite type, you'd better want her tonight
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos 
Elephants and tacky tigers
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it's ain't me who's gonna leave 

Flying, domestic flying
And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You are a khaki-coloured bombadier 
It's Hiroshima that you're nearing
This town ain't big enough for both of us
And it's ain't me who's gonna leave 

Daily, exept for Sunday
You dawdle into the cafe where you meet her each day
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
As twenty cannibals have hold of you 
They need their protein just like you do
This town ain't big enough for the both uf us
And it's ain't me who's gonna leave 

Shower, another shower
You've got to look your best for her and be clean everywhere
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
The rain is pouring on the foreign town 
The bullets cannot cut you down
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it's ain't me who's gonna leave 

Census, the latest census
There'll be more girls who live in town though not enough to go round
Hearbeat, increasing heartbeat
You know that this town isn't big enough 
Not big enough for the both of us
This town isn't big enough 
Not big enough for the both of us
I ain't gonna leave!