Brak:

Beeflog beeflog what a treat

A hefty hunk of processed meat

Dipped in mustard oh what joy

I'm a jolly beeflog boy



Hot and spicy, mild or plain

I even eat the cellophane

I might share some with my dog

'cause we both love beeflogs, oh boy!



Zorak:

Brak I beg to disagree, cheeselog is the log for me

As a meal or as a snack, it's my favorite saturated fat

Cheeselog cheeselog cylindrical and yellow

Cut the cheeselog and I'm a happy fellow



(Both sing their parts at the same time)



BEEFLOG! (CHEESELOG!)