[Rocky]
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me
My life is a misery
Oh, can't you see
that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

I woke up this morning with a start
when I fell out of the bed

[Transylvanians]
That ain't no crime

[Rocky]
And left from my dreaming
was a feeling of unamiable dread

[Transylvanians]
That ain't no crime

[Rocky]
My high is low
I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know is I'm at the start
of a pretty big downer


[Transylvanians]
Sha la la la that ain't no crime

[Rocky]
Oh, no no no!

[Transylvanians]
Sha la la la that ain't no crime

[Rocky]
Oh, no no no!

[Transylvanians]
Sha la la la that ain't no crime
That ain't no crime
Sha la la

[Rocky]
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head

[Transylvanians]
That ain't no crime

[Rocky]
And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread

[All]
That ain't no crime

[Rocky]
Oh woe is me
My life is a mistery
Oh can't you see
that I'm at the start of apretty big downer

[Transylvanians]
Sha la la la that ain't no crime

[Rocky]
Oh, no no no!

[Transylvanians]
Sha la la la that ain't no crime

[Rocky]
Oh, no no no!

[Transylvanians]
Sha la la la that ain't no crime
That ain't no crime
Sha la la