I opened a bar for all my friends who have no work
And for the ones who do have work
To safely vomit what they've earned into the ??
Underneath the disco ball
I opened a bar for ?? plates
Where they can melt the microwaves
And I opened a bar for veterans
To chat about dismemberments 
To smash some faces when they're bored
And to raise their glass to presidents
For the sleepy for the roads
Today today hurray hurray
I opened a bar 
I opened a bar for my boyfriend
The one who always held my hand in public places
When we drank
For him to wonderfully spend the night with his new lover
And we spring lyrics of romance who they can't quite understand
I'll start a clever hashtag trend
?? grow by ??
Today today hurray hurray
I opened a bar 
I opened a bar for myself
A puny self learning events
In case I suddenly fall ill and the ?? will not take effect
Instead of spending weeks in bed
Attached to the inconvenience of drips
And I've never taken drugs
So why start now?
And there is my part
Where I can climb on neon ads
From the streets up to the top
An independent European who has never needed someone
To blow the whole thing up
Today today hurray hurray
I opened a bar 
A bar a bar a bar a bar
Today today hurray hurray
I opened a bar
A bar
I opened a bar for my mother
Who'd explode when she discovers
That I passed that she may long for
A place to find the clues