As soon as I got a paycheck,
You ask me to make it hightech
And to bleach my flecks.
Tabloids will be all over it.
Do you think I should be timid
all licketysplit. 

'Upswing,
plaything!'
That's very flattering.
'Brand new!'
And that's just a preview.
'One-two!'
I wouldn't know how to...

As soon as I got a paycheck,
You ask me to make it hightech
And to bleach my flecks.
Tabloids will be all over it
Do you think I should be timid
All licketysplit. 

'Upswing,
plaything!
That's very flattering
'Brand new!' 
And that's just a preview
'One-two!' 
I wouldn't know how to
I wouldn't know how to
I wouldn't

As soon as I got a paycheck
You ask me to make it hightech
And to bleach my flecks.