I just can't be myself when I see you

because you're very cute tonight

and I feel shy and sad and I

look at you and I think I love you

but you don't want me

and that is very clear

I should have noticed it for years

but I still want you but not as a friend

because...



You're the man, I'm the girl,

we look good together

you with your hat, me with my boots

we are, we are, the dandy cowboys.



I read today in a magazine

that men don't like girls who are

shy and sad so now

I wear my magic smile, just for you

I put my magic boots, I ride my magic horse

I am so brave, I don't fear anything

I even feel good sprawling under my skirt

I wrote all amends

and give the money, to dandy

because...



You're the man, I'm the girl,

we look good together

you with your hat, me with my boots

we are, we are, the dandy cowboys.



And now I'm the richest girl in all the country

you call me 'baby' you say you want me

but honey, it's too late

now I'm the queen of rodeo

you missed your chance

you're no longer my heroe.



You're bitching dandy

you don't respect the rules

you stole my money

and ran away with your pony

and now I'm gonna kill you

I'll shoot you in the head

now I'm gonna kill you

I'm gonna shoot you in the head

because...



You're the man, I'm the girl,

we look good together

you with your hat, me with my boots

we are, we are, the dandy cowboys.



You didn't want me and that was very clear,

I will never never forget it

but there's still a hope that hats and boots can get along together

I still hope that hats and boots can get along together

I still hope that hats and boots can get along together

I hope that we get along.