I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I feel fat and heavy,
and i hate my body

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I eat chocolate and strawberries,
I am sorry I can't help it!

And all day I feel nauseous it's not pretty to see
Of course I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger, and bigger!

How, can I abort, all my fat, fat belly!
Tell me how can i abort
All my fat, fat belly

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
Though I haven't had sex, with nobody but my hands
since the past three months

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
Though I take my pills everyday since I was 13

And I've had a test, and it tells me I'm not,
happening?
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigggger! and bigger!"

How can I abort, all my fat fat belly
Tell me how can I abort,
all my faaaat, faat belly

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I am breeding something,
but i don't really know what it is

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
But today I discovered that its not a baby, that I am 
expecting
Its just a big fart, stuck in my belly

And I might give birth to a little piece of fat
to a little piece of fat
to a little piece of fat

and you will look like butter
and you will look like butter
and you will look like
look like
butter