Eric got a speeding ticket
Eric stepped in human shit
He's had a bad day now
Eric drank a pint of salsa
Then he went into convulsions
He's had a bad day now
Eric bought a new amp
Then got kicked out of his band

He's had a bad day now
Eric busted his jaw
At the local skatepark
He's had a bad day now
What's a poor boy to do?
Flex your head, Eric
Flex your head
Nice blue dreads, Eric
Nice blue dreads