Penis severed off with a butcher knife
Only to be sewn on again
A permanent notch on his crotch
Will it ever stiffen again?
He better keep it in his pants this time
Or he might lose it for good
Now he's doing porno films

Does anybody care for sausage?
Throbbing Johnny Bobbitt
Throbbing Johnny lost it
She lopped it off
while it was throbbing
Bobbitt, Bobbitt
She lopped it off
while it was throbbing
Stop it!