The heatwave's all vanished as night time descended in 
a small country town, 
In the north
And with sand flies an' mozzies as swinging companions,
We dance to the Humpty Doo Waltz.

Oh the lanterns were swinging and the beer it flowed 
free,
And the patrons all sung themselves hoarse,
And with sand flies an' mozzies as swinging companions,
We dance to the Humpty Doo Waltz.

[Instrumental]

Mine hosts, Don and Swiggie, how they too oblige you 
with cold beers
Straight from the tap,
Then Bluey comes in with Norm right behind him,
Six gallons and then off for a nap.

My story sounds far fetched, I'm sure but it's true,
So please don't regard me a fool,
Old Bluey's a big man who's gotta big thirst
Young Norman's his pet brahma bull.

free,
And the patrons all sung themselves hoarse, 
With sand flies an' mozzies as' swinging companions,
We dance to the Humpty Doo Waltz.
(Play it Geoff)

[Instrumental]

You'll meet all kinds of people resting at the bar 
At the Humpty Doo that is clear
There's Doctors, contractors and buffalo hunters 
All lined up for a cold glass of beer

Though your spirits be low from the times of the day
And your lucks gone down a rough course
Forget all your heartaches and troubles at home
And join in the Humpty Doo Waltz

Oh the lanterns were swinging and the beer it flowed 
free,
And the patrons all sung themselves hoarse, 
With sand flies an' mozzies as swinging companions,
We Dance to the Humpty Doo Waltz.
(Here we go)