(Singing)

Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier, yeah

Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier



Well he's in Indian Town, and what spots to stop?

A nice looking Indian, with hazel locks

He had to talk because he just couldn't nag it

She wore some moccasins and plus a tough leather jacket

He thought it over and invented a line

He said "Excuse me, um, do you happen to have the time?"

All was on his mind was sex, sex, sex

So she said "Why do ask?  You got your own Timex"

To poor old Dave that line was cold blooded

He felt that her ego was way over flooded

She started to laugh and then she started to say

"I'm sorry some times I do get carried away

I didn't mean to hurt or miss-treat you

My name is Running Rabbit and I'm glad to meet you"

He said "my name is Dave with crazy clout"

"Oh you're the one the girls keep talking about

Yeah, you must be, because you look like a winner

Come to my house, we'll discuss it over dinner"



(Singing)

Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier



Well, he met her father, Big Chief Beretti

He said "What's for dinner?"

"Soup and spaghetti"

The dinner was rotten and he swore he's gonna puke it

He never would have took it if he'd known that he had cooked it

Later on they were chilling, in the bedroom

Sitting at the window looking at the moon

Judging from the mood he swore she was hot

He said "Are you in the mood?"

She said "No I'm not"

From what he believes and from what he gets

When a girl says no, he really thinks she means yes

So, he started touching her and coming out strong

Whispering sweet nothings and singing a song

He said 

(singing) "I'm in the mood for love, 

simply because you're near me, 

funny but when you're near me,

I'm in the mood, don't mean to be rude, 

but I'm in the mood for love"

She said "Oh Dave, you've got my poor back hurting

I want you, but first close the curtain"

He closed the curtain and also the doors

The next thing you knew it was off with those drawers



"Take it easy Davy, you're hurting me.  Stop"



Well, he was playing with her tits, they were soft not lumpy

And then he cracked the legs like Humpty-Dumpty

He's fucking, sucking, also finger popping

He had, no intention of stopping

Crazy fun, he did not want to leave

His head was between her tits and he could barely breathe

He had to toss, turn, turn, toss

Meanwhile he was riding her with crazy force

She was burning hot, she said "Stop, stop."

He said "Are you talking sense or what?"

I guess she didn't realize what she started

Next thing you knew she was acting retarded

She said to him strangely and kind of merry

"Stop now, or I'll be unable to marry"

He didn't take her warning

He rode her till the morning

He rode that ass till the pussy started yawning



(Yawning sounds)



He said "What?  Wait"  His dick went weak

It said "Dave, pussies ain't supposed to speak"

He gathered his things he wanted to leave this place

But first he wanted to see the vagina face to face

He opened it up, with his bare two thumbs

He seen crabs with SPEARS AND INDIAN DRUMS!



They's going heya hiya heya hey, hey

Heya hiya heya hey

Heya hey, heya hey

Heya hiya heya hey

Heya hiya heya hey