(Warren G)
 Check this out  this Warren G  y'know what I'm saying
 Chilling wit my man Slick Rick  you know
 And we gonna give you all a little tale about this jail stuff
 You know  so Rick  why don't you run it homie  yea

 (Slick Rick)

 In the slammer kid but I'm innocent
 Lord played witty wasn't having any pity
 Now wit razor blades  did he
 Cry suppose the situation seen mad eyes of foes
 Drives a Rolls, hey, yo, money, what size are those
 Need to phone me toanothe sprang up,hm, to gang up
 On the skid, housing the phone like he didn't know how to hang up
 Would be hard though ought a minute or so and then yells time on a
 And when you get your commisary, buy this and that or else I'm gonna
 Be on that ass and won't stay off, extort, fig I say, way off
 Beaten death, you ain't protecting me, forgot today's my day off
 Hold my head and drift the ?Sumo weighing nuts and cars?
 Instead of sitting here accumulating cuts and scars, behind bars

 Chorus:
 Dum ditty dum ditty ditty datty day
 This type of shit happens every day
 Take some punk locked up to get beat down, ripped down to his boots is broke
 down
 Dum ditty dum ditty ditty datty day
 This type of shit happens every day
 Riots, malay and disturbances of the peace

 (Warren G)

 Mister Slick Rick let me take it for a second
 And tell a short tale about the LA county jail
 9500 that was the lock up
 When the lights got dim, it was time for the soccer
 Jacking for the money, backstab was my mission
 If a riot jumped out, it's time for incision
 Sticking niggas here and sticking niggas there
 I turn around and look and seen cops everywhere
 Jacking brothers up, slapping brothers up
 If you got blood on your clothes, lock up
 High powered was the level, level fo'
 Niggas sentenced to life and you can't be no ho (bitch)
 Or you can't tooken wit homies overlooken
 As safe next door wit the Puma straight cooking
 Lighten up the whole module, hm
 Godamn, yea, anothe squabble

 chorus

 (Slick Rick)

 Showing off cuz on the phone, click, losing all the hoes off
 Nigga housed the watch and ?donna? took all of the clothes off
 Nigga hell with the was for my clothes figured telling
 Every night it seem like mice be in and out a nigga cell and
 Still ain't home, like on the hook, seen a bunch of kids look
 Miss outdoors, never know what you have until it's tooken
 And in fact, the moment you fear, all of that, you quote snaps
 Well in a cell, did the exercises and wrote raps
 I be a bigger star than you, no never heard of the nigga
 Takes my raps and read aloud, I want to murder the migga
 Just kidding, no offend to it, finally he ended it
 Case dismissed, but your honor, DA kindly prevented it
 He told to the judge, don't free him, this brother trigger wars
 And not just that because I refuse to wash some jive nigga doors
 So hold the head, drift the ?sunot weight and nuts and cars?
 Instead of sitting here accumulating cuts and scars
 Behind bars

 chorus

 One fight, the nigga trip, seal the rest he might scared
 By couldn't squeal, I's like officer that nigga right there
 Now if he ain't get me his friends will, needed a utensil
 It turn out, I had to stab him in the eye wit a pencil
 State of shock, he made a yell, I said, now what you want traitor
 CO puts me in the bin, I see ya about a month later
 Back in population, didn't matter that his friends tensed
 The phone prints, the years added to the sentence
 Still chilling and all of that and I escaped
 When the damn thing sold, don't hit the sto' cause they made a rape attempt
 Thank goodness, failed, call out next, he wail out
 Here go the CO, Ricky Walters, back up, bailed out
 The Co couldn't see the rape, the kid'll snithc mass figure
 Fast trigger, you'll be back, you little bitch ass nigga
 Au vare, back to dating sluts and stars
 At least for now, no more accumulating cuts and scars
 Behind bars

 Chorus