Where I almost made out with the HomeComingQueen

Who almost went on to be Miss Texas

But lost to a slut, with much bigger breasts

I almost dropped out to move to LA.

Where I was almost famous for almost a day





And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't cut it

Almost loved you

I almost wished you would've loved me too.





I almost held up a Grocery store

Where I alomost did five years and then seven more

Cause I almost got bopped for a fight with a thug

Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs

That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away

And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay





And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't cut it

Almost had you

And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin'

And now I'm destined to spend my time missing you

I almost wish you would've loved me too.





Here i go, thinking bout all the things

I could've done

I'm gonna need a forklift,

Cause all the baggage weighs a ton

(baggage weighs a ton)



I know we've had our problems

I can't remember one.



I almost forgot to say something else

And if I can't fit it in,I'll keep it all to myself

I almost wrote a song about you today

But I tore it all up and then

I threw it away



And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't cut it

Almost had you

And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin'

And now I'm destined to spend my time missing you





And I almost had you

I almost had you

Almost had you

I almost wish you would've loved me too

(wish you would've loved me too.)