My friends and I we're a bunch of geeks

so none of us has got a date at the end of the week

and if there's no cool hip punk rock show

Denny, Robin, and Woodsy's house is the place that we go 



Dateless losers we don't care

if our pathetic love lives go nowhere

No matter where my life has led

I still have a "L" stuck to my forehead 



We are the dateless losers

and even though I can't get a date

I've got somewhere to be tonight 



We sit around and eat ice cream

crack jokes and watch really bad T.V.

and if you're a dateless loser too

then startin' a dateless loser club is the only thing left to do