Today I made the mistake 

of entering their domain

I may never escape

my loss will be their gain 



Hear their warning call

don't go to the mall

we need a bigger breed of cats

cornered like raccoons

hope they get here soon

save us from the sixty pound mall rats 



They can smell your fear

and see the sweat drip off your brow

they will circle you and leer

make a run for it right now