Moaning in the elevator
Crowded in the lady's stall
Mama heard the screaming
But it didn't hurt at all

Hanging up inside the courtroom
Taking our chances in the second row
I'm flushed and I'm flustered
All because you told me so

Fish are flying, birds are swimming
All the things in their beginnings
Stars are dancing in the daylight
The sun's out at night all because
You told me that you love me

Now I'm sneaking down the hallway
With my business wrapped up in a bow
I'm tired, been fired
All because you told me so

Bells are frying, eggs are ringing
White is losing, red is winning
When your alibi is attacked
You're losing right but I don't care
You told me that you love me

Now I'm sneaking down the hallway
With my business wrapped up in a bow
I'm tired, been fired
All because you told me so