yo Shaq  where ya at?
 I'm over here
 yo Shaq  where ya at?
 yo yo  I'm over here
 yo Shaq  where ya at?
 Phife  I'm over here
 yo Shaq  where ya at?
 Phife  I'm over here
 yo Shaq  where ya at?
 yo yo  I'm over here
 yo Shaq  where ya at?
 Phife Dawg  I'm over here
 yo Shaq  where ya at?
 I'm over here
 get on the microphone and just rip the track

 Verse 1: Shaq
 who the hell is Shaq Attack you'd better read the paper
 treat me like Biz Markie you'd better catch a vapor
 I've got mad props so why would you exploit
 punch you in your face like that kid from Detroit
 really yo you'd better ask MC Hammer 'bout this bad mama jama
 tall kid with the hoopa hypa lipta-gramma
 watch out yo it's time for MC bashin'
 got more loot than my man Johnny Cash and
 I'm hard like a 360 twice jam
 ask Dr. Dre and Ed Lover who's the man
 I'm sure they'll say me brother please don't play me like a shrimp
 dunk it on your head then I'll point like Shawn Kemp
 don't need the drink crooked I juice to get loose
 my favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose
 I'm 'bout to sting you like rubbing alcohol
 yes yes yall call me Ed Jones cause I'm too tall
 put the rhyme between my legs then I'll score
 never mind a whore I wanna do a phat tour
 come freak the style that the big Michelle display
 you know the style that be my fortee

 hey Phife, where ya at?
 I'm over here
 hey Phife, where ya at?
 hey yo I'm over here
 yo Phife, where ya at?
 you know I'm over here
 yo Phife, where ya at?
 I'm over here
 Phife Dawg, where ya at?
 hey yo I'm over here
 yo Phife, where ya at?
 Phife Dawg is over here
 yo Phife, where ya at?
 hey yo I'm over here
 get on the microphone and rip a funky track

 Verse 2: Phife
 it's the Phife and Shaq mission plus Shaheed's got the goods
 making rough daddy jams knocking harder than wood
 make ya boogie with the fly armstrong crew
 Phife Dawg and Shaq Fu this is how we do
 funky renditions there's no competiton
 split mc's apart as if their group was New Edition
 make mc's hush stop look and listen
 it's hard to comprehed so they commence to remincising
 far from an amateur microhpone damager
 end your whole career beat down your manager
 never was a herb kick you to the curb
 there's more to my attitude than the city of Johanesburg
 styles are mean but this year they're even meaner
 carrying chips on my shoulder so call me Sarafina
 gaurantee ?? martin pissin' and a fartin'
 mess around with this and you'll be on a milk carton
 mc's don't like me I say tough titties
 blow up the spot like my man from Jersey City
 people always askin' 'why is Phife so cocky?'
 I gotta be good at something cause I can't play hockey
 you know the status and the status is live
 the first draft-pick for the label called Jive

 yo Shaq, where ya at?
 I'm over here
 yo Shaq, where ya at?
 Phife, I'm right here
 yo Shaq, where ya at
 Phife, I'm right here
 yo Shaq, where ya at?
 Phife Dawg, I'm right here
 yo Shaq, where ya at?
 Phife, I'm over here
 you can't front on the track 'cause the track is phat

 Verse 3: Shaq, Phife
 yo here I am again you'd better call the cops
 pump up your Reeboks and ya just don't stop
 I got mad styles you better sit and watch
 I can kick it like he-he then I'll grab my crotch
 yo it's 1993 I mean nineteem-ninety-Shaq
 whatever year it is the Shaq will never slack
 giving mad shouts to my homeys up in New Or'
 on and off the court you know I do her

 peace to that dog and peace to this dog
 here comes the Phife Dawg aka the top dog
 world's greatest 5-footer as if you didn't know
 rhymes are like the Lord's lessons they constantly flow
 mc's need to step on you see it is to ???
 as long as the mic's on that's when I get my run on
 battle anybody come bring your whole crew
 you want the short black eskimo come see me in my igloo
 nasty like vomit couldn't clean it with comet
 psycho like the Lords crazy like Onyx
 forget the hes and shes and concentrate just on the flow
 Phife Dawg sigining off enjoy the rest of the show

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 he's over there/Nick Ander, where ya at?
 he's over there/yo check it out