I love you, you hate me.. 

Let's make it up over a cup of tea..

Take your mind off your mortality, 

Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree...



Chorus

Take a break, 

From the daily routine.. 

Disconnect yourself from the washing machine



The operation didn't go as planned..

Couldn't have happened to a nicer man...

Cleo the doberman saved my life..

My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife..



Chorus x1



Bet he did it with my teenage neighbour,

While I was in labour, I was in labour..



Chorus x1



Take a break...

From the daily routine..

Send your life story 

to the cheap magazine..