Hello Darling, Have We Met Before?

Weren't You The One Who Knew The Bloke Next Door?

Do You Remember When We Used To Date?

Didn't You Go Out With My Brother's Mate?



Chorus

'Course We Don't Remember, 

Remember, Remember... 

You Know We Don't Remember, 

Remember... 

You're Not Our Mate...

And We Didn't Date... 

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No... 

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No Way..



Do You Remember Back In '93

You Were The One Who Really Fancied Me

You Used To Hang Out With My Mate Paul

He Said You Said You Thought That He Was Cool



Chorus

'Course We Don't Remember, 

Remember, Remember... 

You Know We Don't Remember, 

Remember



There Was No Paul

At Our Girls School



Chorus

'Course We Don't Remember, 

Remember, Remember... 

You Know We Don't Remember, 

Remember... 

You're Not Our Mate..

And We Didn't Double Date.. 

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No... 

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No Way..



Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah



We Met Each Other Two Years Ago

Talked About Fleas And Things And Well, 

You Know You Must Remember, 

Look At Me You Were Both Drunk 

And You Got Off With Me



Chorus

'Course We Don't Remember, 

Remember, Remember... 

You Know We Don't Remember, 

Remember



We Wouldn't Snog, 

Such An Ugly Gob



Chorus

'Course We Don't Remember, 

Remember, Remember... 

You Know We Don't Remember, 

Remember... 

You're Not Our Mate...

And We Didn't Double Date.. 

'Course We Don't Remember, 

Remember, Remember... 

You Know We Don't Remember, 

Remember



You're Not Jack the Lad

But Jack the Sad