[Verse 1]

Same old shoes on the same old feet

Same colored tie every day of the week

Shampoo, conditioner, instant repeat

Drip dry, do it again

I tell my woes to the knife and the spoon

Dining alone at a table for two

One glass of wine is plenty of time

To dream about all of the things that I'll never do



[Chorus]

I wonder what it's like to fly a plane

To meet a girl on Friday night

And wake up next to her on Saturday

To swim across the ocean blue

To walk a mile upon the moon

To wear the crown and sit upon the throne

But it's getting late, this restaurant is closing

I guess I'd better go



[Verse 2]

I wander through the city, whistle a tune

Walk into a bar and ruin the mood

A dirty martini with an olive or two

Shake, pour, do it again

A couple more drinks, now they're kicking me out

I always get in trouble when I open my mouth

Stumble on home, fall into bed

And drift off into my head



[Chorus]

I wonder what it's like to fly a plane

To meet a girl on Friday night

And wake up next to her on Saturday

To swim across the ocean blue

To walk a mile upon the moon

To wear the crown and sit upon the throne

But it's getting late, the sun is coming up

Off to work I go



[Verse 3 / Coda]

Same old shoes on the same old feet

One-track mind, one-way street

Nothing's gonna change for the same old me

Eat, sleep, do it again

Eat, sleep, do it again