Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy 'cause I got a crew

Bitch, a crew like you ain't never even known

Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone

All waitin' for the day to put you in your place

I'll have the fat bearded lady sittin' on your face

Bitch boy, bitchy, you might get hurt

Dead Carnival clowns puttin' in w-w-w-work

You think you're the shit 'cause you think you got the

upper hand

But won't you come and meet my boy, The Strong Man

And he'll grab you by the head and squeeze it till it

pops

And shake your muthafuckin' neck until your head flops

'Cause I'm runnin' with the bee-yatch, ya muthafucks

I'll make a voodoo doll of ya and flick your nuts

See I was born to cause a killa carny ruckus

I came out the neden, started to chokin' muthafuckas

I leave the screwdriver stickin' halfway out your dome

The worst part part about it is, I'm not alone

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

Ya think you're Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care

They bust you in your muthafuckin' head with a chair

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

Ya think you're Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care

They bust you in your muthafuckin' head with a chair

I'm a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek

And they would love to stick they thumbtacks on my

seat

And they would throw they spitballs at the class freak

And everyone of them bitches died in they sleep

'Cause I fuck around with books at the circus barn

Crystal balls, black magic and jokers cards

And at night, just when I'm feelin' lonely

The clowns come to my bed and juggle for me

So don't fuck with the Shaggs 'cause I cast spells

And don't come cryin' to me when your tongue swells

I'm hangin' with freakshows, like Crab Boy

Snake Boy

Flipper and Scab Boy

And a man who can eat his own fuckin' face

And then shit it out and screw it back into place

If ya don't think so, you can suck my bone

'Cause I tried tellin' ya man, I'm not alone

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

Ya think you're Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care

They bust you in your muthafuckin' head with a chair

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

Ya think you're Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care

They bust you in your muthafuckin' head with a chair

Jokers and freaks...jokers and freaks...

Well, I like to hang with Tall Jess and Jumpsteady

Nate The Mack and Violent J and Uncle Freddy

Chunky Mutha Fucky and Stefan got my respect

But I really like to hang with old Rubberneck

A freakshow

And I fuck the Lion Lady in the neden hole

And sometimes she do an acrobatic flip on my nuts

And it feels so goooooooood!!!!

So tell your boys that they all a bunch of trump

suckas

I walk around your neighborhood chokin' muthafuckas

I used to be a fool but now the jokers got juice

Shit changed when I started hangin' out with Zeus

And if you take me out, you know I'm comin' back again

With my homeboys Jack and the Cannon Man

He come flyin' out the barrel doin Mach 9

With his fist comin' straight for your spine

Never fuck with the Shaggs 'cause it's always tickin'

I throw a curse and turn your ass into a chicken

So when you see me by my lonely in the ghetto zone

Muthafuck, ya better realize, I'm not alone

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

Ya think you're Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care

They bust you in your muthafuckin' head with a chair

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

Ya think you're Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care

They bust you in your muthafuckin' head with a chair

Who's that? Who's there? No!! Stop it!! Ahh!! 

Ahhhh, I can't stand it!! Ahh!! Go away!! Leave me

alone!! No! No!! Ahhh!!

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

Ya think you're Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care

They bust you in your muthafuckin' head with a chair

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

Ya think you're Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care

They bust you in your muthafuckin' head with a

ch-ch-chair