Now, this is for amusement purposes only, ha
 Be careful of your neighborhood pick-pocket
 Me [unverified] them call name slick
 Who this?
 
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 
 Now
 Hole heap a pocket, weh, him rob a hole, heap a people him pick
 Him pick bill [unverified], money bag, check and wallet
 Hand bag and pocket book purse and make-up kit
 In a woman bag, him thief a lipstick
 
 In a dread locks jacket, him thief a chew stick
 Behind him ears, corner him, the boy take a splif
 Him take three (unverified) out a haggler basket
 Take a tin a Vaseline out of a young girl pocket
 
 Take ten pantyhose, about eleven teen slip
 Take a gal teeth from under her top lip
 Take off a gal hair and leave on the clip
 Take off a guy shoes and leave the polish
 
 Strip a gal naked and she don't even feel it
 Who do it? Mr. slick tuper tail bandit
 Original Finger Smith from down in your district
 That's why
 
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 
 What is his occupation, a big Finger Smith
 A pick-pocket tycoon with a healthy profit
 Number one in a the business top of the market
 Him thief milk out of coffee and proud to say it
 
 Him have him pick-pocket school
 Graduating class about one hundred and six
 Teach the tricks and the trade and how to make it
 And if you graduate first teach them the secret
 That's why
 
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 
 Say him get up this morning at about quarter past six
 And try fi get a bus fi go in a him district
 A jolly bus draw down in the back where him sit
 While the driver put on some reggae music
 
 The money back jingle, get him frantic
 Him go in a him pocket, take out him wallet
 Pay him bus fair, the [unverified] no give him no ticket
 Him just walk down the corridor, every pocket where him pick
 
 Him step off a the bus, him feel stylish
 And then him feel a cool breeze, just lick him private
 Him look down de, so, oh, shit
 Is like I was a victim of a pick pocket
 
 Them take off him pants and leave on the zip
 Them take off him brief and leave the elastic
 Take off him balls and leave hair pan it
 
 And leave the two [unverified], fly them a pitch
 Pan him dictionary speaking him couldn't believe it
 That's why
 
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 
 Now
 Hole heap a pocket weh him, rob a hole, heap a people him pick
 Him pick bill [unverified], money bag, check and wallet
 Hand bag and pocket book purse and make-up kit
 In a woman bag, him thief a lipstick
 
 In a dread locks jacket, him thief a chew stick
 Behind him ears, corner him, the boy take a splif
 Him take three [unverified] out a haggler basket
 Take a tin a Vaseline out of a young girl pocket
 
 Take ten pantyhose, about eleven teen slip
 Take a gal teeth from under her top lip
 Take off a gal hair and leave on the clip
 Take off a guy shoes and leave the polish
 
 Strip a gal naked and she don't even feel it
 Who do it Mr. slick tuper tail bandit
 Original Finger Smith from down in your district
 That's why
 
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 Well, who this? Come, catch it, the original Finger Smith
 Your neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
 
 What is his occupation, a big Finger Smith
 A pick-pocket tycoon with a healthy profit
 Number one in a the business top of the market
 Him thief milk out of coffee and proud to say it
 
 Him have him pick-pocket school
 Graduating class about one hundred and six
 Teach the tricks and the trade and how to make it
 And if you graduate first teach them the secret
 That's why