[Shaggy:]

Uh it wasn't me... 



[Woman calling Shaggy:]

I bet it wasn't it was your third leg, in between the other two 



[Shaggy:]

Alright Woody, you and me we neeed to have a talk 

Cause your always gettin me in trouble right now this, this ain't funny 



[Verse 1: Shaggy]

Why is it you always gotta be standin up 

Or rub a dub, your like what's up 

Have woman kissin on your head and stuff 

Why is it you never ever seem to have enough 

Why can't you ever go to bed and just chill? 

Actin all ill, showin off your skill 

Always tryin to make me go against my will 

Why is it you always up in someone's grill 



[Background Singers:]

That playboy shit you did yesterday 

Won't you know I got busted anyway 

You went home and didn't feel her cat 

What kind of dumb shit is that? 



[Chorus: Shaggy]

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 

To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 

To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 



[Verse 2: Shaggy]

Why you always gotta be the one to take the lead 

You wanna plant a seed, good thing I wore a shield 

You think without a brain you seem to like can't even read 

So why you think you have the right to tell me what I need 

Now I'm tryin to talk to you you hold your head in shame 

You sorry that you came, you think this is a game 

It seems to me that I'm the one that's always bein framed 

Cause everything you do guess who's the one to get the blame 



[Background Singers:]

That playboy shit you did yesterday 

Won't you know I got busted anyway 

You went home and didn't feel her cat 

What kind of dumb shit is that? 



[Chorus: Shaggy]

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 

To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 

To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 



[Bridge: Woman calling Shaggy]

You banged my friend, you pissed me off, you banged my friend, you boned 

All fuzzy, cheap punk, hello.....hello....you make me sick 



[Chorus: Shaggy]

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 

To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 

To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 

To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 

To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh