"Is this on?"

"Gather round my wealthy friends 

And endure the horrifying sights 

Only your worst nightmares can produce 

Actual human beings of a deformed nature 

Come at once 

And come and enduldge yourself 

In our own twisted amusement of 

Another's misfortune 

Yes, ladies and gentlemen 

Enter our three ring show of freaks" 

Ring one, a dung a dung dung 

My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue 

To the desk in school then I run down the hall 

Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches 

Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties 

Just cause I don't look like everybody 

I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys 

Scary, bula! 

And what's the big deal about my neck 

Just because now and then I like to let it stretch 

Up a couple feet to get a better sight 

Is that any reason to scream and run in fright 

No, so, now how ya gonna act? 

So what if I got another arm growing out of my back 

I guess I'm just another freak show thing 

And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

People love to point and stare 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

It's the same as everywhere 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

People love to point and stare 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

It's the same as everywhere 

Ring two, how do you do? 

I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who? 

You don't try to front ho 

Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow 

Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck 

But don't jet baby, heh, not yet 

I'm popping in like a pound of lead 

Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head 

Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits 

Cuz when I was two my momma left me at the circus 

Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows 

Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow 

But then I escaped to the ghetto zone 

Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone 

So don't be stickin your finger in my face stank 

Or your stomach might receive a shank from the... 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

People love to point and stare 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

It's the same as everywhere 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

People love to point and stare 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

It's the same as everywhere 

"I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves 

Here at our three ring exhibit 

But to be honest I really don't see 

What's so fucking funny about it 

These fucking people are real!" 

Ring three, the ICP 

Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me 

That's how you get fucked up 

We'll squeeze your windpipe shut 

Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird 

Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb 

She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked 

Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh 

Fuck that, bitch, suck that 

I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac 

Just two balls hanging with no protection so 

I move real careful and slow 

You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak 

Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh 

So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch 

I chill with the three rings 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

People love to point and stare 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

It's the same as everywhere 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

People love to point and stare 

Three ring a ding a ding ding 

It's the same as everywhere 

"Well, that's it 

I hope you're satisfied 

I hope you had a good time 

You fucking heartless bastards 

You saw what you wanted 

So grab your fucking kids 

And that fat flop of shit wife of yours 

And get the fuck out of our circus tent 

You cold-hearted sons of bitches 

You think they look fucked up 

Just wait till I kick your 

Fucking lips in a couple times 

You'll be sittin up here like a bitch 

And we'll laughing at your folded ass 

They'll call you lumpy 

After I done put knots 

All over your fuckin forehead 

Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here 

How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot 

You fucking little bitch 

Come here, I'll shove that 

Fucking corn dog up your ass 

Get the fuck out of here 

Show's fucking over 

Get the fuck out of here 

You fucking heartless bastards"