cookies and cream was just a dream

I thought she was all mine

but now that i look back on what happened

it was just a waste of time



she was a girl with dark blonde hair

i cared for her but she, she didn't care for me!



you don't have homework and i don't either

i'll come to visit you

we'll eat some jello on your front porch

fuckin' hug me when we're through

you can say stuff about me behind my back

and i won't give a damn

and if you were dumb i would be dumber

you know that's what i am



she doesn't care, she cut her hair

she changed so much i don't think i know her anymore!



she's not one to fall for



you went to the Caboto dance instead of going to our show

but we don't care we don't care anymore

we just let you go

i have heard of a remedy that can cure your heartless mind

so i hope when you hear this song you think of what you left behind



but like she's ever gonna hear this song

like she's ever gonna buy our record at all!



she's not one to fall for...



Thanks to Karen (karenmiller@hotmail.com) for these lyrics