I know why you're squirming

Oh yeah I know what's going on

Can you keep it in

Or make it to the john?

Oh no here it comes

Wait wait no it's gone

Man that was close

Shit



Let it out, I wanna hear it rip

Do me proud, don't you just let it sit

You may think your life is in fart's hands

Reality, nobody gives a damn (no)

Come on bud you gotta lose the shame

If all else fails, look there's a kid to blame

You can tell a lot about a person

Based on how he takes fart criticism



Face it I am living art

You're nothing but an old fart

You're done, and by done I mean

Long live fun

Face it I am living art

You're nothing but an old fart

You're done, and by done I mean

Long live fun



Don't you even try

Telling me what's good, what's right

I don't plan to be so f**king uptight

The hell with the false

Modesty

I know I'm sexy



Let it out, I wanna hear it rip

Do me proud, don't you just let it sit

You may think your life is in fart's hands

Reality, nobody gives a damn 

Come on bud you gotta lose the shame

If all else fails, look there's a kid to blame

You can tell a lot about a person

Based on how he takes fart criticism



Face it I am living art

You're nothing but an old fart

You're done, and by done I mean

Long live fun

Face it I am living art

You're nothing but an old fart

You're done, and by done I mean

Long live fun



Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay

Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay

Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay

Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay ba bay



Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay

Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay

Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay

Yaba, ya buba, ya bee ba, woo



Face it I am living art

You're nothing but an old fart

You're done, and by done I mean

Long live fun

Face it I am living art

You're nothing but an old fart

You're done, and by done I mean

Long live fun



Shit