Carla: I've had it up to here 

So let me make it very clear 

Because I swear I'll never clue you in again 

Every time that you profess 

I come from Puerto Rico -- 

Turk: Yes? 

Carla: For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican! 



Turk: Don't make a big to-do 

I was simply testing you 

Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's "blaxican"? 



Turk: Babe, you know I know the truth 

Carla: Well, I need a little proof 

So list all you know about me, or no sex again 



Turk: Uh... Let's see... 

Your name is Carla 

Carla: Oh, yes 

Turk: You are Latina 

Carla: Impressive 

Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead 

And, wait -- I got it! 

Three sisters 

Carla: Turk! 

Turk: Two sisters? 

Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off! 



Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name? 

Turk: Okay, I'm tired of this game 

Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again 

But it's not just me who gets mixed up 

By all this crazy ethnic stuff! 



Todd: Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican! 

Boo-ya! 



Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? 

How long before we met was I in medicine? 

Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin? 

Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican? 



Turk: The thing is guys remember facts 

Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three! 

And that is why our brains are maxed 

And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities! 



Carla: Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man 

Turk: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're... 

Carla: Dominican! 



Turk: You're not staying home from work 

Carla: Will that make you happy, Turk? 

Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins 



Carla: Then I'll return to work today! 

Now, you're sure that that's okay? 

Turk: I say "¡Sí!" -- which is "yes" in Dominican! 

And Puerto Rican! 

Carla: Turk! 



Turk: 

But you're Dominican!